PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. A